The cookie is a lie. (reference to "the cake is a lie" joke)
What's the matter with anti matter?
Antimatter guns don't kill antimatter people, antimatter people kill antimatter people but does that mean that antimatter toaster doesn't toast antimatter toasts, antimatter toast toasts antimatter toasts?
The smell of antimatter has been revealed! It smells like kittens
Antimatter cookies have been confirmed to not exist, whoever claims that, stop.
Antimatter ghosts do not exist. Just like matter ghosts. They don't have any matter, for that matter.
Nuclear power plants have been abandoned in favor of antimatter power.
Antimatter prices have drastically dropped due to newfound abundance.
In the news today, humans make a antimatter animal sacrifice to the antimatter god.
You made one antimatter! Whatever that means.
Scientists confirm that the colour of antimatter is Blurple
How does it matter if its antimatter?
None of this matters
IN THE END, IT DOESN'T ANTIMATTER -hevipelle
How does NASA organise a party? They planet.
Electrons are now seeing the happy things in life. We're calling these happy electrons 'Positrons.' Wait, that's taken?
This completely useless sentence will get you nowhere and you know it. What a horrible obnoxious man would come up with it, he will probably go to hell, and why would the developer even implement it? Even if you kept reading it you wouldn't be able to finish it (the first time).
GHOST SAYS HELLO -Boo-chan
Can someone tell hevi to calm down? -Mee6
Due to Antimatter messing with physics, a creature that was once a moose is now a human
The English greeting is not present in Antimatter speak.
To buy max or not to buy max, that is the question
This antimatter triggers me
No, mom, I can't pause this game.
Scientific notation has entered the battlefield.
Make the Universe Great Again! -Tronald Dump
A new religion has been created, and it's spreading like wildfire. The believers of this religion worship the Heavenly Pelle, the goddess of antimatter. They also believe that 10^308 is infinite.
Someone has just touched a blob, and blown up. Was the blob antimatter, or was the guy made of Explodium?
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The fatter catter satter on the antimatter.
Why does no one talk about the 0th dimension?
Please insert Disc -1 to continue playing Antimatter Dimensions™.
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Scientific notation has entered the battlefield.
If you gaze long enough into the antimatter, the antimatter gazes back into you
If you put infinity into your calculator it will result in 42
Import Christmas for a secret theme
According to no known laws of aviation, there are multiple ways a bee should be able to be swallowed up by antimatter
It is the year 2422 and the update still isn't out. Hevi is working on balancing unfunity dimension dimensions and challenges for the 38th layer of prestige. There are over 100 rows of achievements. They're getting ready to start using breaking_breaking_breaking_infinity.js
I was part of antimatter like you once. But then I got matter in my knee.
Who let the DOgs out? (reference to duooctogintillion, which in the "Standard" format, displays as "DOg", and "Who let the dogs out?")
Finland declares that it's starting to import Cancer
Antimatter has made time travel possible and I'm here to make the past great again. - 2nd President of the World
Just another antimatter in the wall
Antimatter has solved global warming. In unrelated news, the Earth no longer exists.
School starting up strikes fear in students universe-wide, as schools are no longer segregated between Matter and antimatter. Annihilation is prominent.
So I've pondered this question for a long time. Antimatter Dimensions... what does it mean? I mean it's game, that's clear. You buy the first dimension, and it gives you antimatter, and the second dimension provides more first dimensions and so on... But what does it mean? It can't just be a game, it seems too plain for that. The developer must have made it as a metaphor. I was doing my weekly ritual of using the fingernail clipper to cut my pubic hair, when finally the realization came to me. The dimensions are just thinly veiled misspellings of the word 'depression'. Regular matter are the cruel and negative thoughts that add to and fuel depression, while antimatter is the positive thoughts and good friends that dispel it You start off with something simple, and it fights almost imperceptibly against the depression, but as you keep going the fight builds. But it never seems to fix everything. The depression seems like it could go on to infinity. So you keep going. But eventually, you figure out, depression isn't infinite. It's just very very large. But your 'dimensions' eventually, with enough work, make enough 'antimatter' to usurp that seeming infinity of depression. Then the possibilities are endless. You are actually happy for once, and your happiness grows exponentially as you go beyond and seemingly 'break' the 'infinity' of depression. And you go on until that 'infinity' seems tiny in comparison to the happiness you've managed to achieve in your life, where if you reset you get over that infinity in less than the blink of an eye. If you want to know what the multiple layers of prestige are...'Dimensional Shifts' are getting new things and methods to give you happiness. 'Dimensional Boosts' are upgrading the things and methods. Examples would be getting a new car being a 'Dimensional Shift' and trading that car in for a new one would be a 'Dimensional Boost'. 'Eternities' are major tragedies such as a loved one dying. That lapse brings you straight back to the beginning, with seemingly no hope of return. But with time, you grow back stronger and happier than ever before. 'Dimesional Sacrifice' is moving away. You have to give up a lot of the things you had that made you happy, but there is new opportunity in where you move to. And that new opportunity gives you more happiness than you ever had. 'Tickspeed' is how easy it is to make you happy, and 'Time Dimensions' make it even easier to be happy. Antimatter Dimensions is a metaphor for a depressed man's successful battle against his illness.